Waiting on Ding Dongs at 20:11

What I'm Doing at 20:11 in 2011... This is our first Halloween in town, and I've been VERY excited for this night to arrive. It's a Monday night, so I would ordinarily be at RCIA, but tonight, I skipped out to take part in this annual tradition.

As of 8:11, we have had 60 trick-or-treaters... (Yes, I am keeping count.) Most of them have been very appropriate, considerate and polite. I have, however come up with some rules for next year:

1. If you are taller than 5'5", please don't ring my doorbell.

2. If you are not in a costume... Please don't ring my door bell.

3. If you have a full beard, don't insult my intelligence by talking in a baby voice... and please don't ring my doorbell.

I'm sure I'll think of some more, but I have to go because someone's (or some thing's) at the door...