Cecil The Enforcer
Oh no! Apparently, Ralphie is in a bit of trouble with Santa. This morning, we found Ralphie zip-tied to the candle stick with a new elf-chaperone. I don't know what kind of shenanigans he's been up to, but Santa has sent Cecil to keep Ralphie in line. I sure hope Cecil will take Ralphie to the North Pole for tonight's report. Can't we all just get along?