For many years, the "football" family has gathered for dinner after the games. For a long time, all of those dinners were hosted at our house, but now several of the coaches take turns hosting. Tonight the Mafia family gathered at our home once again. We call it the Mafia dinner because it's a closed, exclusive group. We support and watch out for each other. What happens in the mafia, stays in the mafia.
Obviously, I'm not at liberty to share all of the details, but I can tell you that there was a "cheerleading" competition that resulted in a victory for one of the football coaches. (Beating out a cheer coach.)
I guess you had to be here.