Goat in the Garden

This really happened. This morning, I awoke to this voicemail on my cell phone.  While I'll admit to raiding the occasional garden, I was not doing it last night.  Furthermore, I do not own a goat.  (Although I wish I did.)  I hope she was "kidding" when she said she was going to call the cops.  It's a goat for heaven's sake.  Let him eat a few vegetables.