Goat in the Garden
This really happened. This morning, I awoke to this voicemail on my cell phone. While I'll admit to raiding the occasional garden, I was not doing it last night. Furthermore, I do not own a goat. (Although I wish I did.) I hope she was "kidding" when she said she was going to call the cops. It's a goat for heaven's sake. Let him eat a few vegetables.